Cook noodles according to package instructions, drain and set aside.
Heat the peanut oil, sesame oil, soy sauce/tamari, and sriracha in a pan. Stir and add the garlic, bean sprouts, and kale sauteeing for 4 or 5 minutes.
Add the noodles to the pan, and toss well to combine. Top with green onion and sesame seeds... And enjoy!